Beware Nola!

This Friday 8/8/8 Kid Rock and Lynyrd Skynyrd will be teaming up and terrorizing our city. Is 8/8/8 the new sign for the devil?
No telling what ignorance this will breed.
I spent my formative years using Lynyrd Skynyrd as a male reader.
If a guy liked Lynyrd Skynyrd he was out. Automatically. Gone.
Then when Kid Rock showed up on the scene I had another way to monitor potential mates.
Kid Rock saved me from mistakes that could have been.
Now, they have come together in my city to pollute the air with their mindless dribble.